Baby Milly – Older and fatter
HOLA MY READERS!! Like my new nappies? Indeed they are amazing and NATURALLY-scented! OHO HO HO HO HO!
This year, I learned that I still have not fully resolved some of last year’s issues. I think this is because I didn’t set a deadline for myself or I didn’t know that I was supposed to resolve those issues or that they actually existed! Whatever! So this year will be the year for contemplation and self-discovery and buckets of tears and guess what, sustainable living projects!!
Especially this year, I want to have a lot of projects. Of course, I want to be successful in all of the projects. Success is definable according to the nature of the project. For example, I am successful in my Mushroom Cultivation Using Logs project if my damn logs produce mushrooms! Another example, I am successful in my afternoon tea party project if my guests leave the party feeling excellent and a warm glow in their faces and alimentary canals.
Currently, the core reason for doing these projects is the need for love! Yes, I am doing these projects! Please love me! PLEASE!!! PLEEEEEEASSSEEE YOU FUCKERS!! LOVE ME ALREADY!! By the way, I am talking to only one person. That person is somebody. Actually I am also talking to me. Successful action always makes me feel more love for myself… for the *baby* within!
I want to do lots of projects this year because I really think I will die soon. I have suffered so many injuries from pure idiocy and recklessness. I mean, I feel like I’m going to die so I want to do lots of things. So I do those things and I get injured. I know, facepalm right? Also, when I encounter a new situation. I feel the need to become competent at it QUICKLY. So I just plunge into it and do my ‘best’ at it and then I get injured. So… I want to do lots of projects this year without suffering any injury because I really think I will die soon from injuries obtained from activities independent of these projects.
Today, I just made a love confession. It feels good getting all that stuff out in an e-mail. I think that e-mail is pretty readable and clear and just short/long enough.
The adventures of baby milly! I need a camera cos I wanna document my project and where it’s going. But baby is BROKE so send money, MMKAYZ?!?!?!?!
Big love and naked chest hugs,
BABY WITH DISTENDED STOMACH
